What happened to your tan?"-- Fang" It was dirt." --Max

James Patterson
What happened to your tan?
What happened to your tan?
What happened to your tan?
What happened to your tan?
About This Quote

In this Steven Universe episode, Max gets a strange message from a strange person. The message is a question about her tan. It turns out that people have been reading their messages and writing down their answers. So, Max tries to hide her tan from them all.

Unfortunately, the tan cannot be hidden from the reader of messages. The reader of messages can tell if someone is lying or hiding something by looking at their messages and reading the replies they get from the other readers.

Source: The Final Warning

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